“Hi Ben” is the obvious way to go here, but a close runner up is “I’m sorry, but you have a bit of a journey ahead of you”.
However, the true WHAT THE F*CK comes courtesy of Sawyer’s line:
“Where’s my baggy hoodie with the bulldog on it?”
Your telling me Sawyer has a “baggy” hoodie so “baggy” it would fit Hurley? Really?!?! That is the hardest pill to swallow from a show with smoke monsters and 4 toed statues that make cameos…
This has been on my mind for the past week! I am glad I am not the only one!